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All facts are 94.6% accurate, and the remaining 5.4% are ceremonial.

Any resemblance to real government policies is purely coincidental and probably caused by mead-related oversight.

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All citizens are encouraged to take breaks, sip fjellopita tea, and report any suspiciously reasonable ideas.

Proceed at your own whim, and may your clicks be ever in your favor.

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