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Welcome to Balrosa’s digital seat of power. By navigating this website, you agree that:

All facts are 94.6% accurate, and the remaining 5.4% are ceremonial.

Any resemblance to real government policies is purely coincidental and probably caused by mead-related oversight.

“Express approval” from the government includes enthusiastic nodding, dramatic hand gestures, and occasionally interpretive dance.

This site is protected by ancient Balrosan spells, double-encrypted sarcasm, and one mildly grumpy pigeon named Ambassador Cliffton.

Bureaucratic delays may be due to Ulfric Serpent-Rider’s occasional naps or the office printer joining a workers’ strike.

All citizens are encouraged to take breaks, sip fjellopita tea, and report any suspiciously reasonable ideas.

Proceed at your own whim, and may your clicks be ever in your favor.